So, went in, played around with whalebones. VALIANTLY prevented a terminal phalange from going down the sink. Then suited up like a hazmat team member and played with ammonia.
Stole the company car!
Remember leaving the key in the ignition at all times? Sitka remembers.
Remember chatting with someone you just met for A) blocks until your paths finally diverge or B) at their picnic table for about half an hour where you identify their blurry whale picture as definitively a humpback? Sitka remembers.
Though, maybe the whale ID thing is just me. XD
Remember when your car won’t start and you can just go back into the store and SOMEONE will have jumper cables and the ability to use them and be willing to jump your car? Sitka remembers.
Though, since it was ooooooooooooooooold Ford pickup company car, I’m pretty sure I just didn’t quite have it in park. I got the MANswer to everything from another guy that came up to help saying “jiggle the handle” and make sure the gear is in the right spot. Oh well.